i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
Randy Wuz Here
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me
boys: girls only care about make up and selfies
girl: meme
boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!
ma'am,
and don’t forget
-has an episode dedicated to puberty + body changes, wherein she starts developing historically masculine traits bc of a parasite inside of her (deep voice, body hair, barrel chest, larger “muscles”)
- spends episode expressing deep anxiety over the changes, while everyone else tries to tell her it’s fine and natural
- finally everyone realizes the issue and the parasite is removed, reverting her to her usual/preferred look and demeanor
don’t you just love girls with big thighs? curvy girls with wide hips, large feet, and round bellies? girls who have cellulite, stretch marks and folds? girls with full lips, crooked teeth, and braces? girls who don’t shave? girls with flat noses, small eyes, oily hair, and dry skin? girls who can’t find makeup to match their skin tone because it’s dark? girls who are thick in all the “wrong” places? girls who are ugly according to eurocentric beauty standards??
I know I sure do.
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Ink & Paint Club, for Gallery 1988′s postcard correspondence show
“Deadeye Dragon” ___
____a true combo that I had made with my friend as McCree do his deadeye while in the middle of Hanzo dragons and i can’t describe how awesome it was ;;w;;
Ink lineart and shade
with photoshop CS6 color render
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Arttrade with @erwins-mom
ay I think is not quite proper but I hope you like it ^^””